Welcome to the Barge!

You're going to be living here in a cabin, be it as a warden or an inmate. If you're a warden you already know why you're here, but this will answer some basic questions! If you're an inmate, I'm terribly sorry, but you are dead. It's alright! You have a second chance!

Ports

Barge Comas

Disappearances

What is expected of ( Read more... )

[Private to the Admiral.]

How are you doing? We're in need of a computer card catalogue for the library, if it isn't too much trouble. With automatic cataloguing for all of the library's contents and network access. So we can remind people of overdue books.

[Private to warden time travelers - Una and various Time Lords]Someone recently proposed ( Read more... )

Hello, newcomers! My name is Chromie, I'm a warden here. [n_n] If you have any questions about the Barge, I'll try to answer them for you as candidly as I can!

[To Leezar:]

Hi there! I take it you saw the Admiral's announcement?

[To Wardens:]It seems like most of the consensus last time had agreed on self-defense training for new wardens. Sgt. ( Read more... )

Seeing as we've had two female wardens injured by their inmates in the past week, I propose some sort of nonlethal weapon being distributed to wardens.

I'd like your thoughts on this matter, positive or negative.

Hello, everyone ( Read more... )

Well! I'm glad all of that is over. I'm really very glad Miss Parker and Mr. Howie could come to a resolution. We're all colleagues here, after all!

Do people normally vanish here?

[Warden Filter:]We're getting so many new people in! Has anyone ever made some sort of informational pamphlet to distribute and tell incoming wardens and inmates the ( Read more... )